Proverbs 21:9
King James Version
9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop,
than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
Why is it a foolish idea to argue with cats?
If you know cats, you'll understand.
If you've lived with cats, you'll keep your cool.
If you respect cats, you won't question their feline authority.
Cats are cool, calm, and yes, a bit crazy.
RULE number 1:
Never argue with a cat.
You'll blow a fuse.
We're not trying to be cool.
Yes, yes, yes.
We admit we can be maddening sometimes.
You give us gourmet food.
We sniff.
We sneeze.
We scat.
After we've had our food, we leave.
Not even a thank you.
Sure, we snuggle against you.
Then, you let your dogs out.
And they scamper all over the place.
Literally destroying our feline peace.
Of course, there are exceptions.
Some Goliaths are tender towards us Davids.
Dogs and cats can co-exist harmoniously.
And we're grateful for that.
Most days, you can find us peaceful.
(If left alone, after a feeding.)
Content.
Purring.
Curled up.
Occasionally opening a lid.
Wondering why humans are all over the place.
Wondering what all the fuss is about.
And we fear for our minds.
We need to avoid your dystopia.
True, we were kittens once.
All over the place, too.
Ah, but when we became older, we changed.
We now have a certain degree of sophistication.
They call it "grace".
We call it cool, calm, collected.
We asked scribe to get this blog together.
So you can understand us better.
She gets us.
We're an open book to her.
Rare human, that one.
What's that?
Rule number 2?
Just never argue with a cat.
Period.
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